thebootydiaries:
me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
raven-the-redhead:
courtney-p-22:
claw-animalae:
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip
one-big-dreamer:
seperis:
blunted-reality:
afrodesiacworldwide:
IG-@Thesamurairider
This is hardcore and attractive as hell.
She’s beautiful in motion. That’s seriously amazing.
Okay my ovaries were not prepared

sexaulity:
picsthatmakeyougohmm:
hmmm
Incorrect. This picture makes me go ‘mmmmm’ because I am happy this little man is so content
chocolvte:
Slytherin x Hufflepuff
- first of all, the slytherin
- the biggest social outcast ever
- that “end of second semester” mood, but all the time
- and the hufflepuff would be the happiest little jelly bean
- they’re the last people anyone expected to get together
- it takes a little time but eventually ppl are so used to it they would actually die if they ever broke up
- slytherin always acts so tough but they cry around hufflepuff
- and hufflepuff is so protective of their slytherin like an angry little hedgehog
- they’re always together, hufflepuff dragging slytherin’s ass to parties and quidditch matches
- “it’ll be fun!”
- “no”
- “please?” *puppy eyes*
- *giving up* “fuck you”
- pillow fights
- eating ice cream and hufflepuff getting a brain freeze and looking so adorable slytherin can feel them self falling for them
- slytherin dropping things on purpose just so they check out hufflepuff
- and hufflepuff knows it
- “[slytherin], I want to take our relationship to the next level”
- “um..”
- “I want to raise a house plant with you!”
- just the most pure, cute relationship ever that no one understands but everyone is jealous of
accio-shitpost:
harry potter drops his wand in the forest and spends the rest of the book hoping nobody will notice that he is threatening them with an actual stick